怪物史莱克经典台词

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    Shrek: Quick tell a lie!

    史莱克:快点撒一个谎!

    Pinocchio: What should I say?

    皮诺曹:我该说什么?

    Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”.

    驴子:说一些疯狂的事情...像"我正穿着女人的内裤"。

    Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear.

    皮诺曹:嗯,好。我正穿着女人的内裤。

    Pinocchio: [silence]

    皮诺曹:(沉默)

    Shrek: Are you?

    史莱克:你正穿着(女人的内裤)吗?

    Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.

    皮诺曹:我非常肯定没有穿着(女人的内裤)。

    Pinocchio: [nose extends] .

    皮诺曹:(鼻子变长)

    Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.

    驴子:这看起来就像你非常肯定穿着在。

    Pinocchio: I am not.

    皮诺曹:我没有。

    Pinocchio: [nose extends]

    皮诺曹:(鼻子变长)

    Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!

    姜饼人:它是一个皮带!

    Gingy:Oww! They’re briefs.

    姜饼人:噢!它们是短裤!

    Pinocchio:Are not.

    皮诺曹:不是!

    GIngy:Are too!

    姜饼人:是的!

    Pinocchio:Are not.

    皮诺曹:不是.

    Gingy:Are too!

    姜饼人:是的!

    精彩对白

    Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?

    Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

    Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?

    Pinocchio: On the contrary,

    Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!

    Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…

    Prince Charming: Stop It!

    Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

    白马王子:你,你不能说谎!史莱克在哪儿?

    匹诺曹:呃,好吧,我不知道他不在哪里。

    白马王子:你不知道史莱克在哪里?

    匹诺曹:正好相反。

    白马王子:这么说来,你知道他在哪儿了!

    匹诺曹:我可能多多少少、不太确定、无法否认、不能拒绝……

    白马王子:闭嘴!

    匹诺曹:知道或不知道他可能不应该在哪里,也就是我确实不知道他不在哪里!

    Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!

    Shrek: Donkey...

    Donkey: I feel all exposed and nasty!

    驴子(驴子和穿靴子的猫互换了身体):我竟然进入了这个我一直看不上的伙伴的身体里!

    史莱克:驴子……

    驴子:我感到无所遁形,极度肮脏!

    Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

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